An innocent question asked tonight by a newcomer to our Bachelor(ette)-watching festivities had the group aghast – the question being asked with such confusion yet the answer being so simple. “Of course. We blog.” That is the answer most people would expect, right?
Anyway, I have been getting some flak for slacking on my blogging contributions these past few weeks. While others have been gallivanting to the beach, I was traveling for work the past three weeks and only last night was I finally able to catch up with my fellow DC Bachelor Fans. Contrary to what our dedicated readers might think, the ladies of DC Bachelor Fan stardom are all gainfully employed and revered for their work in areas other than blogging. Shocking, you say? Yes, while it might seem ridiculous we would need jobs to keep us afloat in our nation’s capital other than as writers of this masterful blog, it is true that we have been known to foray into the world of accounting, medicine, and public relations. Oh, and we do have a scientist, but doesn’t every group? So now that I have revealed one too many details about our ghost writers, let me get to the juicy stuff.
Despite the rage we felt at Jilli’s idiotic decision to keep Westicles around, nothing, and I mean not even Laurel, could burst our happy little bubbles about the fact that our dear, adorable, scrumptious Ed had returned. Sigh. Swoon. Yes, Ed has had our hearts from the beginning and we praised Jillian for her wise decision to let Ed come back. Because, hell, if she didn’t, I think there would be at least 6 girls on the next plane to Midway hunting down that argyle-wearing cutey. We just hope that our prediction that the only reason Ed came back was because of lay-offs at Microsoft isn’t true.
Anyway, I have been getting some flak for slacking on my blogging contributions these past few weeks. While others have been gallivanting to the beach, I was traveling for work the past three weeks and only last night was I finally able to catch up with my fellow DC Bachelor Fans. Contrary to what our dedicated readers might think, the ladies of DC Bachelor Fan stardom are all gainfully employed and revered for their work in areas other than blogging. Shocking, you say? Yes, while it might seem ridiculous we would need jobs to keep us afloat in our nation’s capital other than as writers of this masterful blog, it is true that we have been known to foray into the world of accounting, medicine, and public relations. Oh, and we do have a scientist, but doesn’t every group? So now that I have revealed one too many details about our ghost writers, let me get to the juicy stuff.
Despite the rage we felt at Jilli’s idiotic decision to keep Westicles around, nothing, and I mean not even Laurel, could burst our happy little bubbles about the fact that our dear, adorable, scrumptious Ed had returned. Sigh. Swoon. Yes, Ed has had our hearts from the beginning and we praised Jillian for her wise decision to let Ed come back. Because, hell, if she didn’t, I think there would be at least 6 girls on the next plane to Midway hunting down that argyle-wearing cutey. We just hope that our prediction that the only reason Ed came back was because of lay-offs at Microsoft isn’t true.
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