Yes, I know there have been rumors circulating the web about this for weeks, but ABC Finally posted the official list of Bachelor's for Ali's season of the Bachelorette-- which, thankfully doesn't seem to have an atrocious name at this point. Although I guess that does mean we miss out on the sweet performance of whatever theme song would have gone with it. Oh well.
So, gleefully, I went to ABC.com to pick my favorite guy and check out all the hotness. At the first picture, I thought, "eh, that guy looks a little douchey, what's with all the make-up?" but as I kept going, I realized it wasn't just him-- THEY ALL looked like that. ABC probably spent as much on air-brushing and teeth whitening for these pictures as they did to fix Matt Grant's gnarly british grin. One guy --Phil-- was so pale that I'm pretty sure he's trying to catch the attention of producers and get a part in the last instalment of the twilight saga. Ali- if he sparkles in the sunshine, you should really be afraid. Also, at least two guys wax their eyebrows - I'm looking at you Roberto and John C. But, the worst offender is really Craig, who's coiffed locks and too bright smile are just too much to bear.
Where are the guys-guys? Where are the beards (and no, Justin, your disgusting soul patch does not count). Sadly I don't envy Ali at all -- I wouldn't want to having to deal with the girly men AND a "not here for the right reasons" scandal. But, as much as I wouldn't want to deal with it… I can't wait to watch it!
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