Indigo Kids, Hula Hoops, and Doves...Oh My!

I'm going to go ahead and throw it out there. I know Firestone Fever loves the Bachelor superlatives and here is one for the ages. Naomi's hometown date might just be the wackiest in Bachelor history. I don't want to forget about when Jennifer's father talked about his shotguns to Lorenzo in Bachelor Rome or when blondie's father basically scorned Brad Wommack because he had no higher education (shout out to the snobby folk in DC!). Or who could forget Jenni's grandma? (P.S. RIP, Jenni's grandma. Yes, we also watch After the Final Rose and Girls Tell All.)

But Naomi's wacky family might just take the cake. Between her pops giving our favorite Jewish bachelor a lesson on Jesus Christ (for those of you who weren't aware, Jason is a Jew, and not a Jew for Jesus) to her free-spirited mother providing some insight into reincarnation, it was obvious that poor naive Naomi, with her side-mouth talking, was going to get the boot. The mom talked about how it was possible Jason was a woman in a previous life. She might have something there. His hands are a bit small for a man's hands.

I think for our Bachelor viewers, though, the reality of why this might have actually been the weirdest visit ever came not when the dove was presented to Jason, but when Naomi's mom said, and we quote (we listened twice just to make sure), "Smells a little like chicken." Welcome to the family. Or rather, bye bye Naomi.