Tuesday, February 3, 2009

In Response to "Yikes"

Word to your mother DC Bachelor Fan. You know me and my Retard Tingles - this scene once again found me hiding behind a pillow hyperventilating at the awkwardness. Who does Stephanie think she is, some kind of geisha? "Whenever I'm with a man I just want to make sure he's completely taken care of." Kissing every square inch of him? Unecessary. I'm kind of thinking it's possible Stephanie has never had an orgasm if she's wasting her time covering someone in kisses. As far as pleasing a man, as the old adage says, all you need to do is: "Show up naked. Bring beer." Save the all-over kisses for Sophia or, if you're Shannon, your dog.

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