Some of our most committed audience (thanks BM!), have read about our great friend with the large hoofs. Well until Monday, she has been hiding some of the zingers that make her so much fun to watch the Bachelor with. It has been said that I steal other people's material and if you had friends as funny as mine, so would you. So at this time, I bring you some of my favorite one-liners from other members of our Bachelor-watching clan.
"What kind of airline pilot is such a nerd that they use the term aviation?"
"Jesse's eyes are a bit close together. Perhaps a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome. I mean, his family does own a vineyard." (But he is NO Andrew Firestone, that's for damn sure)
And finally, since when does someone who speaks English need SUBTITLES?? It's not like he was the Italian chick from Lorenzo's season in Italy who actually spoke a different language. This guy, while a bit oversized and somewhat creepy, speaks our language. Are Americans that dumb that we can not just listen a little harder or use the replay button on our DVRs to understand someone from where our mother tongue was created? Geesh. Off soapbox.
"What kind of airline pilot is such a nerd that they use the term aviation?"
"Mathue looks like a retarded teddy bear."
"Jesse's eyes are a bit close together. Perhaps a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome. I mean, his family does own a vineyard." (But he is NO Andrew Firestone, that's for damn sure)
And finally, since when does someone who speaks English need SUBTITLES?? It's not like he was the Italian chick from Lorenzo's season in Italy who actually spoke a different language. This guy, while a bit oversized and somewhat creepy, speaks our language. Are Americans that dumb that we can not just listen a little harder or use the replay button on our DVRs to understand someone from where our mother tongue was created? Geesh. Off soapbox.
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Wait isn't it that his eyes were too far apart? Right? At first we thought too close together but I think we decided finally on too far apart. Sign of FAS. Although aforementioned large-hoofed doctor disagrees.
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