Soul Searching

Well kids, we're baaaaack. Our break from blogging, similar to Brad's past three years, has been filled with a great deal of self-reflection, soul searching, and intensive therapy.  Why do we really write this blog? What are we offering our readers?  Can we really commit to watching for another embarrassing season?  Upon our reflections, we realized it just wasn't right to have our fan, I mean fans, suffer. So here we are, ready for another go around. And it looks like this one will be a do-sy. 

Before jumping into this season, aka the Most Controversial Season of the Bachelor ever, I do have a few regrets about our break from the interweb.

1. The Weatherman. Jonathon from Ali's season seriously provided enough material to elicit a blog bearing his name yet for our selfish reasons, we opted not to write about Ali's season and now everyone has lost big time. The Weatherman with his tiny pectorals, grandpa-like sense of humor, and inability to realize that unless he grows a few inches in multiple places will never land a lady, made watching Ali's season worthwhile. Plus, he added so much to the Bachelor Pad this summer. I salute you, Weatherman, and on behalf of our team here at the Final Rose, hope you'll forgive our oversight.
2. "You're dangerous."  Watching Craig M. impersonate the other guys in the house talking about how he was "dangerous" continues to provide me much laughter.  Sometimes if I'm feeling extra sassy, I'll look away from the camera, turn back around guns blazing and say with a twinkle in my eye, "I'm dangerous" and just erupt into fits of laughter. What camera you say? Don't worry about it.
3. The Bachelor Pad. Between 'roid rage Dave, "Kip-Ten", the Brangelina like nickname of Kiptyn and Tenley, Gwen's question mark in place of her age the entire season -- she is 40, I guess I would be embarrassed too, and Nikki's still entirely too long woman sideburns, it was quite a summer of drama. Sorry we missed you.