Deathmatch: Baldwin v. Grant

My Internet stalking of Bachelor gossip has revealed these little status update gems posted by two former Bachelors whom I happen to be friends with on Facebook.

Our favorite (well, only) fellow DC resident and former Bachelor, Dr. Andy Baldwin has said that Jason has proven to be the "opposite of a gentleman," and Andy says that he is "disgusted" by Jason's actions. Dr. Baldwin had this to tell the world on Facebook:

Selling your soul is a pretty harsh accusation, sir! But if you watched his season, you know this man is nothing if he isn't passionate, right girls? He is a man of honor and integrity: An Officer AND a Gentleman. And I say this even after he rejected my Facebook invitation to go out sometime. Meanwhile, the former Monkey-lover and Bachelor from across the pond, Matt Grant, takes the opposite stance and says:

Looks like we have former Bachelor warring factions on our hands! I would love to see these two spar in fisticuffs. It might actually be a good fight, but we would definitely need to lay the groundrules from the beginning. I feel like Sir Matt would try and start the fight by taking off his glove and slapping Dr. Baldwin in the face, while Top Gun Andy would be more inclined to whip out a switchblade from his back pocket, Jets style. I put 10 to one odds on Baldwin. He could knock someone out in his sleep, especially if that someone is a cuddly teddybear of a Brit.