When Tragedy Strikes a Bachelorette...

Don't get me wrong. We all got a little teary eyed listening to Stephanie recount the tragic plane crash that took the life of her late husband. And sure, we appreciate how awful it must be to tell your small daughter that "daddy took a plane ride to heaven". But c'mon. What would Stephanie's late husband think if he saw the amount of botox she has been applying to her skin? And the gold lame shirt she was sporting in the season opener? Talk about tragic. I, for one, like Stephanie. She deserves happiness - and we all know she has been through enough. But does she have enough balls to claw her way into Jason's heart? She could barely muster up the courage to interrupt his time with another girl at the pool party. She seems to be the mama hen for the house - which could turn out as a blessing or a curse for our Southern sweetheart. But when Jason finally realizes that he could bounce a quarter off her cheek, he might just send her on a plane ride back to Alabama. Now that would be a real tragedy. And that is why Stephanie is our Tragic Widow.