Hidden Talent, my ass....

Can someone please tell these women that when they're asked to 'open up', it does not mean its time to pull out the crazy! In Episode II, when Jason asked to see everyone's hidden talents at the pool, I'll be honest, it was a little awkward. No one enjoys playing icebreaker games like it’s the first day of summer camp (not like you hadn't already picked out the people who were most likely to sneak out and steal pop sickles). But, it was the responses that made it SUPER awkward. Synchronized swimming, really? Luckily, Jason seems to have eliminated the girls who are aspiring singers/dancers/actresses, because that type of shameless self-promotion needed to be saved for Episode III when Megan earnestly declared herself God's Gift to Volunteerism. In another completely inappropriate moment of "sharing", brought on by Jason's request to "open up to me in a way I haven't seen before", Melissa informed us all that she had a breast reduction. As LAT pointed out, this was clearly NOT news that Boob Starer would take well. But, I have to give her credit, Molly's "secret talent" was a stroke of genius.

Molly disregarded "The Bachelor" rules, which I'm pretty sure are clear that if you make kissy faces on a group date, you will be ostracized by the other women and strung along by the bachelor to ultimately end up alone. But, she followed the rules of real life dating which would definitely prohibit any sort of deep thoughts/ skeleton sharing on date 2. That's why, after not even having a date in Episode III, Molly got a rose. It was a sneaky move, and that's why Molly is the Make-Out Bandit.