Jason: Definitely NOT an Ass Man

This week on the Bachelor, we continued our "journey" together and got to know Jason and the Bachelorettes a bit better (and, dare I say, started to hate most of them just a bit more?). A lot of really embarrassing and awkward stuff happened this week... I spent most of the episode hiding behind a pillow overcome with the Retard Tingles. As if it wasn't awkward enough to watch Nikki go to kiss Jason on his cheek, him manhandle her face, force her to make out with him, and see Nikki's tongue come out of her mouth before they even start to kiss, BUT we had to watch Jason stare at not one but TWO different sets of Bachelorette Breasts!! Seriously, this guy is one of the most obvious and upfront boob-starers I have ever witnessed. See for yourself:

First came the Nikki boob stare. In Jason's defense, those things were out and proud (oh, and fake). But it still isn't an excuse for him to come within inches of motorboatin' those suckers, is it?!

Compose yourself, man! Now, as obvious as these boob-stares were, at least Nikki just took it in stride and kept her thoughts to herself. As opposed to Erica, who called him out on it.

Erica honey, did you not read paragraph 17, clause 39 of your extensive contract with ABC? "Any contestant commenting on Bachelor boob-stareage, whether real or imagined, shall face immediate elimination." See ya!! Thank God too, I couldn't stand one more week of that Bulldog Face.

Until next week (or possibly sooner if I think of any more nicknames)...