Dancing his way towards 15 more minutes of fame...

Melissa Rycroft move over. Jake Pavelka is now upping his ante and increasing his reality TV appearances to 3. Last night, Jake was named a contestant on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. (Stars? STARS? Really!? If Jake is a star, then Trista Sutter is the damn president.) I'm actually shocked that boring Mr. Dateless is milking this thing for all it's worth. Could it be that Jake actually came on this show to become "famous," make a little extra cash, and get laid? Maybe we've all underestimated him because the last time I checked, someone passionate about aviation doesn't leave his job to dance the samba. For me, the fact that Jake got named contestant #11 on DWTS was the most dramatic part of the entire season. You know why? Because I sat by (with retard tingles) as Tenley performed a dramatic dance for Jake, pouring every ounce of her heart and soul into it and telling Jake and the entire Bachelor audience about her passion for dance. But is Tenley on Dancing with the Stars? Why don't you kick a girl while she is down ABC? Seriously. The poor girl gets her heart broken and then Jake gets to dance off (literally) with Vienna. I am mad. We all teased Tenley for her high-pitched Disney princess voice but at the end of the day, she is a nice girl. And she doesn't deserve a broken heart at the hands of Jake Pavelka. Tenley, if you're reading this, we support you. And my mom would like to invite you to Thanksgiving.