Monday, August 3, 2009

Everyone Loves a Happy Ending....


It looks like Aaron Buerge may have finally gotten a happy ending.... a mere SEVEN YEARS after he presented the atrociously nasal Helene with a completely non-committal "promise ring". (About 6 months after the final rose ceremony, Helene sold the ring on Ebay, which is much more tacky than poor Jilli's pre-engagement F*bomb.)

People.com reports that he is now engaged. I'm thinking that his new finance looks suspiciously like Brooke, the Alabama Belle who was Season 2's Kiptyn. It makes you wonder what might have been.

The Question Everybody Wants to Know...

"Like how many do you actually sleep with?"

Anderson Cooper asked the question we all want to know... how many of the dudes did Jillian actually sleep with? You've got to assume three, right? I'm sure that's the answer or else Jillian wouldn't have acted so shocked at the question (see below). I love Kelly's face in this picture. Meanwhile Ed's just eating it up... probably thinking to himself, "If only I knew, Anderson, I'd out this bitch right now."


You can see the clip for yourself here. Sadly, though, Anderson didn't take it the next step and ask the question I REALLY want to know... who has the biggest pecker?