Monday, July 27, 2009
One more thing...
The moment we've all been waiting for...
Let me count down my top 5 moments of Bachelor shock:
5. Travis Stork picks Sarah but doesn't propose and instead gives her the ring to wear around her neck!
4. Jen Schefft declines Jerry's proposal on After the Final Rose!
3. Jason dumps Melissa on After the Final Rose for Molly!
2. Brad Wommack chooses nobody!
1. Jillian forgoes a future with Ed for Reid? Just a prediction...I guess only time -- and the clever Bachelor producers -- will tell.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Calling All Philadelphians...
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Ding Dong! The Wes is Gone. Which old Wes? The Wicked Wes!
Look at this priceless picture of Reid's face as Wes is saying he's going to go home and "have a lot of sex:"
Other random thoughts from this episode:
Kiptyn and Dumbo
That's all for this week! I will be out of the country, blissfully laying on the beach come next week's episode. So hopefully my fellow blogettes can fill in during my absence!
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Not Even Remotely Identical
Ed: Ok, we didn't get to meet Ed's family. This was the most depressing thing about this episode (Yes, even more depressing than having Jillian tell Kiptyn's mom that she makes it hard for herself to be happy, then demonstrating exactly what she means by keeping Wes around, again….) I'm sure Ed's family would have loved Jillian, because she's adorable and bubbly. But what I really wanted to know is if Ed has an adorable younger brother. And if he's single.
My future brother in law.
Wes: Watching Wes's sisters swoon over him like the Twilighters over Rob Pattinson, I kind of wanted to gag. Wes is delusional, his family is delusional, and it has worn off on Jillian. So rather than harp on a topic that's been covered, I will say this: If everyone you come in contact with can't stand to be around you, don't flatter yourself, it's probably not jealousy.
Michael: I don't want to say anything negative about the guy who had the classiest, most dignified exit from a reality show ever aired, so I'll say this to Michael's Not-Remotely-Identical Twin: Marriage is not a group sport. All the "We want to be good husbands before We are good fathers…We've always wanted to get married young" stuff was a little confusing. Does Michael want to get married young, or do you want to get married young? Not only are you not identical, but you're also not Siamese. Find your own girl.
Jesse: In keeping with his startling resemblance to Beast - in both human and beast incarnations - Jesse's brother was exactly like a character from a movie… He's that socially awkward sibling you hide except for requisite family events to keep him from making uncomfortable remarks. I mean, since when has "Have you gotten naked yet?" been an acceptable 'getting to know you' question? Think Wedding Crashers. Think the Hangover --This guy totally has a wolf pack. Whatever you do, I would think twice before marrying an apple that fell out of the same tree.